Saturday, August 6, 2011

Found a new blog to follow...

It's so cool to find we have new readers!  Especially ones whose blogs I've been reading.  Welcome to Doncat and Cheryl.  They are shopping for the perfect motorhome.  Oh how we can relate to that!  :-)  

Also want to welcome more fellow Texans, Jerry and Carol.  They have a 5er and are doing some remodeling that I'll be anxious to see.  From what I've read, Carol and I not only share a name, but also a love of sewing.

This afternoon I was busy at my workkamping job (By that I mean I was reading blogs while I was waiting for the sales people to sell a membership so I could spring into action.) when I ran across a new blog to read.  I was catching up on the adventures of some other recent Texans in their blog, On the Road of Retirement.  He mentioned going to visit some friends at their workkamping gig, so I decided to check out their blog, Two Tools and a Dream.  A little reading and I was hooked.  Very entertaining.  Still not caught up, but I had to share something posted last year...   Jill's title works just fine for me as it's also not from me but it made me laugh too much not to share...  Hope there's something here that makes you laugh as well...

Not from me, but too good not to share

Truths for Mature People

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.

6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person

7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

8. Bad decisions make good stories.

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of
the day.

10. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.

11. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not
make any changes to.

12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

13. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday
night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

14. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

16. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

17. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

18. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
know what time it is.

19. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but
I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about
1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

20. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the
first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to
realize that their brain is also important.

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